I've No Idea What I Am Talking About

croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

molgars:

WARNING: THIS POST CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE


flexing muscles sit-ups abs lifting weights push-ups physical activity running football biceps

tishue:

For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

slutty-ukes:

fun fact: the first time I sucked a dick, the guy was really impressed and when I told him it was my first time he was really surprised so I told him “I read too much homoerotic fanfiction” and he just looked at me and said “please keep reading that shit” 

dantethedeceiver:

The many faces of Maynard James Keenan

my dash is turning into yet another sexual disaster

theblankstate:

lie-that-you-believe:

Love his hair.

*wig

i’m drooling a little bit

If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”

Kendra Wells (via belle-de-nuit)

Well this is fucking surreal

(via kendrawcandraw)

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

pyrop:

tangletots:

askinnyblackman:

duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck

goose


#suddenly the game makes sense #if you bop a duck on the head its like #why this hello #if you bop a goose #it will CHASE YOU AND DESTROY YOU #hence the running when goose 

I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW THE RAIN IS GONE

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

pyrop:

tangletots:

askinnyblackman:

duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck

goose

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#suddenly the game makes sense #if you bop a duck on the head its like #why this hello #if you bop a goose #it will CHASE YOU AND DESTROY YOU #hence the running when goose 

I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW THE RAIN IS GONE

takanobaka:

Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”

kawakaminori:

i want to read fanfiction but the fics i want to read don’t exist

gimtana:

coolguyemote:

everyone has seen this picture at least once in their internet life

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let’s not forget about this gem

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wooooow i remember 2005

hash-beforeyou-thrash:

zohbugg:

blindtank:

sanziene:

video

I dont normally post/reblog stuff like this, but jeasus christ im dying.

WATCH THE VIDEO OMG HAHAHA

this is actually so funny

i used to have to sell this garbage when i worked at iparty, and i never fucking understood it. now i understand it even less.