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  1. a-paddle-sir said: but if you gave him a scalp massage you’d get to play with his hair eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (but i bet he does give good foot rubs though aww)

yeah, but if he likes me enough to give me a foot massage, then he’d like me enough to let me play with his hair anyway! See? I thought this through!

redpantsaddict:

So basically, I’m fabulous. Not really a controversial statement there.

redpantsaddict:

So basically, I’m fabulous. Not really a controversial statement there.

hmm okay. they are flavoured milk like chocolate strawberry banana etc

why don’t you just have… flavored syrup?

IM CRYINGGGG 'FUCK THE POLICE' CORDUROY WHISPERED EHLPEHELP

i just wish that i were responsible for the existence of that image.

you can either give Jonny a scalp massage or let him give you a foot massage which one do you choose

foot massage! i want him to spoil me ‘cause i’m a little brat! he’s such a sweetie, i bet he likes to pamper!

radiolock:


During Pablo Honey

radiolock:

During Pablo Honey

princess-peachie:

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Oh my god they’re cuddlingggggggg ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh \( ;o; )/

ripley312:

thOm. 

ripley312:

thOm. 

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

anal sneezes are cute as shit

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

image

this is not what i want to be remembered for

vixyish:

solarbird:

xgenepositive:

mmmahogany:

#john barrowman is having none of your misogynist bullshit

i love that barrowman’s response also distances him from the contestant
"hahahaha women do laundry right john?  you with me, john?"
"don’t lump me in with you, you fucking martian”

This is what I’m talking about when I keep saying that men have to deny the endorsement. This guy wanted Barrowman’s tacit support or agreement for his sexism, as part of bonding through humour. John went nope.

Bolding mine.

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