hello yes, I would like to purchase one night stand.
cAN WE ALL JUST PAUSE AND APPRECIATE THIS PUN
That’s brilliant I need to wear shorts under skirts
That disappointed gif might be my new fav.
THANK YOU ANIME GIRL
I love this for criticizing the constant panty shots in anime. Brilliant
*lovingly calls u a lil shit*
Boys playing that they are shooting machine guns at a passing aeroplane, Black Belt, Chicago, Illinois, 1941 by Edwin Rosskam
people were writing “hot or not” lists on the bathroom stalls when i was in 8th grade and the dean of students came on the morning announcements and said something i will never forget “we’ve got some bad apples at this school… and it’s applesauce season”
The odds of being attacked by a shark in the US are 1 in 11,500,000, but no one gets mad at people who want to avoid the ocean.
The odds of a woman being sexually assaulted in her lifetime are 1 in 6, but if she doesn’t feel safe around strange men she’s a stereotyping bitch.
Strange old world we live in.
i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way
If we’re friends, there’s a 106% chance that I’m always petrified that you secretly hate me.
Freddie Mercury’s vocal range, ladies and gentlemen.
We are not worthy
my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”
and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered
"Maybe i need to use the sleep"
I can’t believe Jesus hatched from an Easter egg 2000 years ago