I've No Idea What I Am Talking About
kurtsaunt:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

Perfect.

kurtsaunt:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

Perfect.

turdqu0ize:

keep fuckin walkin you postman piece of shit

turdqu0ize:

keep fuckin walkin you postman piece of shit

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

debate: are big dogs or small dogs cuter

memebuscemi:

all dogs

klaudiasheko:

Happy Valentine’s Day, sweet child o’mine.

klaudiasheko:

Happy Valentine’s Day, sweet child o’mine.

daughterofargus:

redpantsaddict:

eri-pinkgoldblak:

redpantsaddict:

eri-pinkgoldblak:

"hey thom,let’s talk on skype."

omg these are new to me

skype sex… thats what i want

…whatever skype sex entails i’m sure i wouldn’t turn thom yorke down for it.

*opens her mouth to say something but then quickly closes it and grins*

Do I even need to add to this conversation? Do I even need to say it? Because… We all… Know…

trust:

when ur outfit on point but ur plans get cancelled

image

dicksp8jr:

she look like michael cera in the first one im fucking pissin gmyself

liambringmethepayne:

liambringmethepayne:

bloodcavern:

what if you went outside and saw slender man what would you do

tobey maguire or andrew garfield 

i thought this said spider man please ignore me

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