found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
keep fuckin walkin you postman piece of shit
"hey thom,let’s talk on skype."
omg these are new to me
skype sex… thats what i want
…whatever skype sex entails i’m sure i wouldn’t turn thom yorke down for it.
*opens her mouth to say something but then quickly closes it and grins*
Do I even need to add to this conversation? Do I even need to say it? Because… We all… Know…
when ur outfit on point but ur plans get cancelled
she look like michael cera in the first one im fucking pissin gmyself
what if you went outside and saw slender man what would you do
tobey maguire or andrew garfield
i thought this said spider man please ignore me